hahaha!

Kulitan sa tanghalian

Police incident sa carwash

A: Madam, inside police.

M:  Police?? Where is the police?

A:  No, madam.  Inside police?

M:  What police?

A:  Pointing to the car polishing tool.

M:  Ahhh, polish! No police! No police!

Hahahaha!

Ang Box

Sir:  You have the paper?  Box the paper.

PA:  Box the paper.  Ok!

(Nag-isip si PA.. Box the paper?  Ilagay ko sa box?)

Bumalik si PA…

PA:  Sir, box the paper?  I’ll put in the box?

Sir:  No! Box it. (sliding his hands as if it was a fax machine)

PA:  Oh, fax!

Weheheh!

Coffee-maker

Boss:  Give a coffee to Mr. ZIyad.

Gumawa ng coffee ang PA for Mr. Ziyad.

PA:  Ginawan ko sya ng coffee.  Sana magustuhan.

Mr. Ziyad:  Oh, what is this?  Coffee? Thank you but I never drink coffee.

PA:  Sir, my boss said to give  you a coffee.

Mr. Ziyad:  Ok, thank you.

Bumalik si PA kay boss.

Boss:  Did you give the copy to Mr. Ziyad?

PA:  Yes, I made a coffee and give it to him.

Boss:  Coffee? Not coffee.  Copy of the paper!

PA:  (tumbling!!!) hahahaha!

 

Come let’s eat beeza and bebsi..  (Come let’s eat pizza and pepsi..)